Experimental Research Division

Advancing innovation through controlled experimentation and occasional regrettable outcomes.

147

Projects

Active Tests

Containment Events

91%

Success Rate*

Active Research Projects

PROJECT: CHICKEN SHELL SHOCK

Status: CONTAINED

PROJECT: ORBITAL TATER TOT

Status: FAILED SPECTACULARLY

PROJECT: GIGA BURGER

Status: EXPANDING RAPIDLY

PROJECT: DONUT SINGULARITY

Status: DO NOT APPROACH

Containment Log

[08:12] Prototype stable.
[08:45] Additional cheese requested.
[09:03] Research staff concerned.
[09:18] Research staff replaced with interns.
[09:47] Containment breach declared.
[10:02] Situation upgraded to "Probably Fine".

Research Authorization

Access to advanced projects requires Level 7 clearance.